Overheard...

If you've ever spent anytime with my children at all, you know they like to play games. Especially made up ones. They always start with "MOM I have an idea..."
and then they proceed to tell me what they want me to do and then what they're going to do and how long it will take and what the prize will be if you win. And if you don't follow their instructions to the letter, then you have to start over. These are some very complicated games, my friends. My Dad found this out the hard way.

Lisa walks into her parents kitchen and listens to Grandpa, Madalyn, and Andrew playing in the living room.

Grandpa :"Wait.....am I the bubblegum? Or the dish?"

Lisa laughing, runs downstairs before she gets recruited.