Q: What happens when your heater breaks?
A: You have no heat during the first snow storm of the year.
Q. What do you get when the broken heater was emitting Carbon Monoxide?
A. A big fat headache and some hairy dude bending down to look at it showing you more than you wanted to see.
Q. What do you get when the guy you were behind on the freeway slams on his brakes?
A. An Accident.
Q What kind of car does the rental company give you when you're 6'4"?
A. An SUV
Q.Who pays the gas on the SUV?
A. We do.
Q What happens when you have whiplash?
A. An awful night's sleep.
Q. What do you get when your kid is congested and he can't breathe?
A. Your whiplash hurts worse trying to lift him out of the crib to give him medicine. That's ok you weren't asleep anyway.
Q. What do you get when you open the fridge too fast?
A. A glass salsa jar shattering all over the floor and YOU!
Q. What do you get when all of this happens on the same day?
A. The WORST DAY EVER!
5 comments:
Are you serious right now? That is so awful! All I can say is I will keep you in my prayers. :)
oh that sucks! And my email is emily(dot)righter(at)gmail. Coffeepot. don't forget.
Ugh, Ew! What an icky awful good for nothing day! Hope things start going better! Call if you need to vent!
I'm so sorry! I hope things start getting better.
Oh my goodness!! you guys keep busy! WOW so many things all in one day!? Things can only get better from here!
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